Craigslist Stories 7/24/09
So about a week ago or so, I posted several ads on Craigslist Lincoln to try to find some other homebrewers in the area. I got back several responses, but this one in particular was rather sarcastic, so I thought I’d share in the fun! Without further adieu, my Craigslist story:
My first reply:
Some people like to use chili powder, but I prefer some straight, high octane racing fuel. It’s a little hard to procure, but you can get a pretty good five-fingered discount at the race track. It’s only for people that “really want to feel it.” If that’s too much trouble, I find getting a bottle of Jenkem has pleasant results (google Jenkem.)
-Jordan
Second e-mail received:
Jordan – Jenkem is amazing. I have several baggies that I have been storing in my closet that we can dip into if you would be down. I have you tried drinking ex-lax before storing? I’m not sure what it does but the high’s are amazing. I did it for about 2 weeks straigh but stopped becuse I was losing too much weight.
My second reply:
Jeremy,
My mother always taught me to never dip into someone else Jenkem. Although I have no doubt the quality of your stock is good, I am allergic to peanuts and that’s just big of a chance to take. I can’t do ex-lax anymore ever since the prolapse, but it doesn’t stop me from running some racking tube down my jockies for a good hot coffee enema. Cleans the colon AND gives me about 4 cups coffee worth of caffeine that I don’t have to drink.
-Jordan
I haven’t heard back. Guess he wasn’t that hardcore.
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Wow. I love your last email back! You crazy.
LOL. Priceless. I LOVE Craigslist. Hehehehe!